What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 19:08
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Tea ?
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : No
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : I'm 24.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : Sure.
Why do some men like older women?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : I don't drink
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
Me : Because it's month of August.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Thank you.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)